The Cat Ran The Meeting: a comedy chat story script
A remote team discovers their quietest colleague is a cat with a very good calendar. A twelve-message original script, about 43 seconds as a video, ready to open in the editor.
The full script (12 messages)
Shown in neutral bubbles. The editor draws it in the Slack style. The first four messages open on the Free plan; the rest need a paid plan.
About this script
A remote team discovers their quietest colleague is a cat with a very good calendar. twelve messages, Slack style, about 43 seconds as a video, and Mo kicks it off with "Who invited Biscuit to the budget meeting?". Mo, Jade and Dana share the scene (three people, more than the Free plan shows), and every one of them is made up. Slack is a Standard plan look, so a Free account cannot open this sample.
Pacing it beat by beat
Messages one and two, "Who invited Biscuit to the budget meeting?" then "Biscuit is on the invite list as 'B. Whiskers'.", set the scene. Message 2 is the longest (9 words): "Biscuit is on the invite list as 'B. Whiskers'.". Give it room.
The turn begins at message 10, "Dana, her revenue forecast is excellent.". Move quickly through "Can she present on Friday?", then hold "She has asked for a bigger chair." for two seconds. Three of twelve lines ask a question.
Making the video
The button below sends The Cat Ran The Meeting to the editor, set to Slack. Extras in this look: typing dots, reactions and an online status; missing: read marks. Show typing dots just before the last bubble.
Free plan: the first four messages only, ending at "She approved a salmon fund.". The other eight need a paid plan. Caption it as a fictional chat.
Part two hook
Biscuit is promoted, and asks for a four-day week. That is the next episode. Let "She has asked for a bigger chair." be the last thing viewers see, and mention Part 2 in the caption.
Tips
- Say "Biscuit is on the invite list as 'B. Whiskers'." out loud at normal speed and trim it if you stumble.
- Keep Dana's "She has asked for a bigger chair." on screen for two seconds before the ending card.
- Give Mo, Jade and Dana fresh invented names; the comedy story then belongs to you.
- Publish the next comedy episode soon; a gap of more than two days costs viewers.
- Place "Biscuit is on the invite list as 'B. Whiskers'." on its own for a full second after the opener.
Questions
Is The Cat Ran The Meeting free to use?
Yes, the script is free to read and to load. The editor opens the first four messages on the Free plan; the full twelve need a paid plan. Exports on Free carry a visible ChatsRat watermark, and every export carries an invisible mark the verify page can read.
Is this story based on a real event or a real person?
No. It is original fiction with invented characters. Do not present it as a real conversation, and put "fictional chat" in your caption.
How long is the comedy script as a video?
About 43 seconds counting twelve messages with a short beat between each. Add a second or two for the typing indicator and the ending card.
Can I change the names and lines?
Yes. Open it in the editor, replace any line and any name, and export your own version. Keep the characters invented and adult, and keep the content free of real people, minors and anything sexual.
Original fiction. This script and its characters are invented. It is not based on a real event or a real person. Do not present it as a real conversation, and label what you publish as a fictional chat. See the Acceptable Use policy.
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